Landlord

Not a job. By definition, a landlord is a property owner, and at best, is an investor. Investment Slacker. Will try to convince others that what they do is, in fact, a "real" "job" by listing responsibilities such as:
Asking for money
Waking up at noon
Drinking box wine before 5 pm
Neglecting significant issues with the rental unit
Raising rent to discourage "the" "element" from renting units
Researching discriminatory practices

Telling people with "real" "jobs" to get "real" "jobs."

Frankie D: Yeah, I dunno Rich, I mean if it makes money--it's a job, right?
Richie B: Wrong Frank. Panhandlers make money, but asking for change on the street isn't a job--neither is being a landlord.

Landlord by Merriticus September 23, 2021

Landlord Sprinter 

A scamming scum of the earth landlord who becomes an olympic sprinter when young aspiring londoneer's catch on to their scheming 'lord farquadish' ways. Their speed and ability to catch their prey is unmatched within the animal world.

Person 1: Hey even though your house looks like a used bonfire, its suspiciously undervalued for such a lucrative area.
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy

Landlord Sprinter by Lord Far'HandsomeShrek'Quad June 19, 2019

Landlord

A person that most probably has a drink problem who decides to run a pub because real work is too much hard work.

Huw the waster is a terrible landlord.

Landlord by iwtom April 5, 2019

glanfordpark 

A small shoe box type structure built in Scunthorpe

for displaying inbred shit, usually on saturday afternoons and tuesday evenings
Shit managed by brianlaws, NOT worth a visit at any time.

glanfordpark by tigertantrum January 20, 2004

Landlord clean 

The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.

I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.

Landlord clean by Sskatz June 12, 2019

landlord paint 

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

landlord paint by Human namuH August 9, 2021

Blandlord 

The recent landlord/house flippers that take away all character and original details of a house in order to “update” it with contractor grade, gray everything.

That mid century modern house used to be really cool with the pink tile bathroom, quirky fireplace and terrazzo floors. The new blandlord “updated” it with an open floor plan with vinyl plank floors, gray walls and contractor grade fixtures throughout and now it’s so boring!

Blandlord by My name is Bunny February 3, 2022