vertically glad

Pertaining to the protruberance of the penis whilst engorged with blood. A euphamism for an erection.

Hey Scott, why did you walk up to the chalkboard sideways? Um, let's just say that at the time I was vertically glad and didn't feel like being the butt of a bunch of boner jokes.

by mayonasio October 11, 2014

Glad handed

Glad handed is when you play a game of basketball and someone grabs your buns when you're down low.

I was in the lane and Buddy threw me the ball, next thing I know, someone glad handed me.

by Old_savage August 6, 2016

glad wrap

That plastic shit that you put over your face when you wanna hot plate or shower curtain, you can also use it to cover food and put it in the fridge, but wtfdt?

Glad wrap is the shiz I wanna cover some cheez wid it.

by Gohn Gardenza January 10, 2009

glad bags

Slang for breast implants.

I knew her tits weren't real, but I had fun playing with her glad bags anyway.

by trance_at_yahoo November 20, 2009

Glad Rag

A reusable fabric pad used for menstruation. Most often homemade,as an alternative to wasteful, enviromentally harmful disposable products. Glad Rags have also been commodified, fittingly, under the brand name "glad rags".

That dirty hippy threw her glad rags in with my laundry and now I don't have any more white shirts.

by Squat Punk January 18, 2006

Glad Rag

A happy little bit of reusable fabricused for cleaning up ejaculant after masturbation.

Andrew never wasted precious cashon tissues after he got a glad rag.

by Christopher April 2, 2005

i'm glad

i don't really give a shit, so i'm just telling you "i'm glad" to make you go fuck your shit.

"Hey, how was your day?"
"I'm glad."

by Anonymous March 31, 2003