Girthwood

An individual who has a penis that has accumulated a large sum of width, length and breadth

Do you know that guy Matthew?

Yeah, apparently his friends call him girthwood.

Can you get me his number please?!?!

by Dizzying man of gilly July 19, 2022

girthology

The study of width and circumference of one's girth.

Dude was my girthology midterm was so hard.

Yeah dude I tried studying my own girth and I still got a 50.

by Rawrare April 8, 2023

Girthworm

A really big worm.

You could say nightcrawlers are girthworms.

by Tali777 March 17, 2026

Girthworm

A really really thick and meaty clit.

I was eating this chick out and was hit in the face with her massive Girthworm.

by Naden Asset-Killis August 16, 2025

Girthmonger

Surfing terminology for someone who takes the girth of the ocean up the ass.

WOW! Tyler got slammed out there, he's a real girthmonger.

by girth monger September 26, 2025