The process of destroying a perfectly serviceable item due to either fecklessness or recklessness or a combination of both.
George enjoyed having a family until an retarded intern mechanic gibboned the brakes on his minivan.
by James Levine June 29, 2006

One who, upon hearing the sound of techno music will proceed to dance around in the style of a gibbon. A truly magical sight to behold.
There is only one true techno gibbon and his name is chris. He swings from the trees like no other.
This is techno and this is my fist.
There is only one true techno gibbon and his name is chris. He swings from the trees like no other.
This is techno and this is my fist.
by Pelican Dan May 26, 2010

Term used only to address the most Badass cool people of life. If someone is a mister Gibbons then you better love them cuz everyone else already does!
"Mr. Gibbons!"
"I love Mr. Gibbons"
-Oh how I wish I could be like that Mr. Gibbons
>Look at him dunk that 720° Windmill
-Holy shyt!
"I love Mr. Gibbons"
-Oh how I wish I could be like that Mr. Gibbons
>Look at him dunk that 720° Windmill
-Holy shyt!
by Mr. Gibbons February 23, 2008

by BigPeter11 May 27, 2018

Donald Trump is such a shit-gibbon!
by shit for brians February 8, 2017

A group of adolescent females who attend Cardinal Gibbons High School and conform to mainstream society's morals, values, and lingo. These girls partake in the same stereotypical activities together which include but are not limited to; coming to school every morning with abstract iced coffee drinks from Starbucks, wearing Vera Bradley handbags, excessive "rolling" of shorts that are much to small for them, use of the phrase "but actually", pretending to be intoxicated after consumption of little to no alcohol, and attending country concerts every weekend while wearing camo apparel because they think they are so "country." Symptoms of basicness also include unhealthy obsessions with Michael Kors, Tory Burch, llamas, Taylor Swift, and spandex.
"Hey dude check out those fine babes, they're pretty good looking lets go talk to them."
"Nah man, look at their iced coffee and spandex, those are some grade A Gibbons basics."
"Nah man, look at their iced coffee and spandex, those are some grade A Gibbons basics."
by S_Petro March 7, 2013

by oops April 18, 2003
