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gettsky

A word used to mock stupidity. Originated in Canada in response to a TV commercial depicting a young hockey fan cheering for Wayne Gretsky. Gretsky's last name was slurred by the boy, and he pumped his fist in the air ackwardly. The word and the gesture and both performed to complete the insult.
a man slips and falls on his butt a person sees this and shakes his fist rapidly by his temple and says "Gettsky!"
by GT July 12, 2004
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Danna Getty

Danna Getty, the most perfect girl ever. This girl is also super beautiful, smart, clever, so loving, and a total clutz, but makes up for it by being the most perfect girlfriend ever, and makes Brennan so happy <3 Forever and always <3
Girl 1: "Who's that wrapped around Brennan's arm?!!!?"
Girl 2: "That's Danna Getty, duh."
by BrennanD January 8, 2013
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gettysburg

Groupsex involving 4 men and one woman. From the beginning of the Gettysburg Address: "Four score..."
Guy #1: Yo, dude, me and three buddies Gettysburged this girl last night.
Guy #2: Gettysburged?
Guy #1: Yeah, four scored!
by Henke September 8, 2006
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gettysburg adress nutshot

a form of kick to the nuts which involves 3 people and a sucker in order to pull off correctly.

two people hold the sucker while the third kicks the sucker in the nuts 7 times in 4 sets but the sucker gets 20 seconds to heal before the next set. like this
7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks > break > 7 kicks.

its very painful
Tom's nuts and personality has never been the same since me and my friends gave him the gettysburg adress nutshot.
by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 1, 2009
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Gettysburg Address

pulling out one's penis from your lover's anus, and giving him/her a classic Abe Lincoln chinstrap beard with your soiled pecker head.
I was four score into Jenny's butt and then I tapped her on the shoulder, pulled out and gave her a Gettysburg Address when she turned to look.
by boofpowell April 13, 2010
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Getty

Keep the party low key , it’s just a getty
by Sonofabean July 7, 2019
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Gettysburg

To receive oral sex while scratching your partner's back with the History channel playing in the background
Wanna Netflix and chill? No, I want a Gettysburg instead.
by Xanllar February 28, 2016
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