Gerp

A fool, someone who doesn't listen to sound advice or reason.
Example: Ignoring good advice because you think you know better when in actuality you don't.

Sentence: You should've studied for the test like I told you to, instead you played the game all night like a gerp.
by YoungKingCam22 January 02, 2023
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Gerp

A fool, someone that doesn't listen to good advice.
Example: You could've passed the test if you would have listened to me and studied, instead you stayed up all night playing the game like a Gerp.
by YoungKingCam22 January 02, 2023
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Gerp

Just a silly little word that can be used in any way, shape, or form
It’s been a gerp of a day! That’s so gerp! Gerp
by Gerp man Digney February 21, 2024
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Gerping

taking a dead pregnant gerbil, putting your mouth between its legs, then slamming your fist on its stomach, shooting the dead fetus into your mouth. Then, chew up the fetus until it's mush and can be spit into a syringe, which is then injected into your urethra. The dead mother is inserted into your anus, and using your anus muscles, crunched and squished around inside your colon to stimulate your prostate with the bones, teeth, and claws.
My friends hamster just died so we spent all of last night gerping!
by KratosOlive1055 January 28, 2025
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Gerpe

quite self explanatory a ginger with herpes not to be confused with pink sock
person one: I'm dating a ginger

person two: that has herpes

person three: what do you call that

person one: a hinger

person two: nope a gerpe
by Schottzie December 21, 2010
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Gerpes

The disease you get when you interact with Gerg, it originated with a Gerg and a feline named Dusty.
Gerg gave Gerpes to Dusty
by Tanman December 19, 2022
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Gerp Goo

Damn Janna really wants the Gerp Goo”
by Jbalcon March 02, 2023
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