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Geoffrey's Revenge is a flaming bag of bungle fingers (or indeed a bungle fist) found upon ones doorstep, that can only be dowsed with the merry stampings of the unitiated. Although not exclusive to this, It is most likely found upon the doorstep of Thames telivison staff circa 1992.
'Maude! Maude! Call a Bobby! There's a massive Geoffrey's Revenge on the door step and I fear my slippers can't take it!" - 1992 Thames Television executive, circa 2005
by JimiTheSaint May 24, 2010
Get the Geoffrey's Revenge mug.a name beloning to only the greatest of men. Men who don't fuck with tap water, they brew their own beer. Watchu know about brewin' your own beer? A name so exclusive to mankind, it is a international law that only the finest of babies be bestowed upon the name of Geoff.
Many would die for the opportunity to meet a Geoff
Many would die for the opportunity to meet a Geoff
mere mortal: uhhh...this is all wrapped in mitochondria right
Geoff "the Rob": I have descended down from Mount Olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia
everyone else: IT IS A MIRACLE...ITS A GOD ON EARTH
Geoff "the Rob": I am afraid not, for I am just....a geoff
everyone else: ohhhh....ahhhhhh
Geoff "the Rob": I have descended down from Mount Olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia
everyone else: IT IS A MIRACLE...ITS A GOD ON EARTH
Geoff "the Rob": I am afraid not, for I am just....a geoff
everyone else: ohhhh....ahhhhhh
by unsuspectingmortal October 21, 2011
Get the Geoff "the Rob" mug.Verb ~ Standing uncomfortably close to people
Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
“I peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angle”
“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
by Mowen93 October 19, 2019
Get the Geoffing mug.A nickname for the singer/actor Jonathan Groff who has starred in Spring Awakening and most recently had a guest starring role in the hit show "Glee".
Also can be used in place of the word 'awesome'
Also can be used in place of the word 'awesome'
by JR46 May 5, 2010
Get the The Groff mug.American beggars who work at McDonald's that makes no difference between concept of average and short.
Range of average is between 5 ft 8.5 and 5 ft 10 therefore 5 ft 9 5 ft 10 is average
According to european's survey opinion ideal height is between 5 ft 10 and 6 ft 1 and 6 ft is not a minimal value
Range of average is between 5 ft 8.5 and 5 ft 10 therefore 5 ft 9 5 ft 10 is average
According to european's survey opinion ideal height is between 5 ft 10 and 6 ft 1 and 6 ft is not a minimal value
Height preferences are related to time and culture, however, differences remain for men and women. According to a survey conducted by Ipsos, the perfect height for men was higher than the ideal height for women.
According to 45 percent of surveyed participants in Belgium, men's ideal height was between 177 to 185 centimeters. As for women, 49 percent of respondents stated that the ideal height should be between 165 and 175 centimeters."
" New YouGov research into the subject of height finds that men and women both tend to think it's ideal to be slightly above average – but people are fairly open-minded.
On average, women say a romantic partner 5’3” or shorter is generally too short for comfort, while a partner 6’3” or taller is too tall, and the “ideal” height for a man is 5’11”
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According to 45 percent of surveyed participants in Belgium, men's ideal height was between 177 to 185 centimeters. As for women, 49 percent of respondents stated that the ideal height should be between 165 and 175 centimeters."
" New YouGov research into the subject of height finds that men and women both tend to think it's ideal to be slightly above average – but people are fairly open-minded.
On average, women say a romantic partner 5’3” or shorter is generally too short for comfort, while a partner 6’3” or taller is too tall, and the “ideal” height for a man is 5’11”
You must search on Google "statista ideal height Mnema Geoff"
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