Gerke

When you completely non-satisfy a woman, usually resulting in premature ejaculation. Often ending with crying or embarrassment if not both.

In American Pie. Jim pulled a gerke when he climbed into bed with Nadia.

by Peacedawg November 21, 2009

Gerk

Admin of Pwninator.com.

I thought Gerk got banned from the Interweb.

by Gerk January 02, 2004

Gerk

To suck on a dick or when a bitch gives you head.

Yo this bitch gerked my dick the other day.

by TotemPole July 02, 2004

Gerk

to throw up

Stanley was in the bathroom, Gerking up something he ate last night.

by anonymous January 05, 2004

Gerk Walk

A fire song created by a Jewish, Korean and Indian guy.

"All your shit fake, nigga that's a gerk walk
Real nigga bitch I'm a custom, you a default"
"반지가 무거워서 내 걸음은 gerk walk
Young ninja off the Goop and I'm through the booth"
"Everybody who a human do the gerk walk (Yuh)
Everybody who assuming that we gerk yuh (Gerk)"

by ParagonIsABadName January 19, 2022

jerk the gerk

see jack off masterbate

at camp we had 12 guys and one porn mag, so many people jerked their gerks to that one mag!!!

by scenster September 25, 2004

Gerk Off

The act of gerking off (jerking off). Gerking off usually produces a white liquid. It is done by placing one hand around the base of the Gerk and moving your hand in an up and down motion.

Tristen likes to gerk off every night before he sleeps.

by 1T0 May 19, 2015