gerbed

To spit, drool, or for anything to come out of your mouth.

Maggie: I just gerbed all over you.

Olivia: Eww
Sarah and Lauren: You what ?

by Lomssua March 21, 2010

To Gerb

To gerb someone is to draw moustache's upon a girl's public photos, effectively lowering her self-esteem, then taking advantage of this lowered self-esteem to ask her out.

That chick's a little out of my league, im gonna have to gerb the crap out of her.

by Ol Hoss November 9, 2010

gerb

A gerb is a shortened name for a gravity bong originating from the Hill Country in Texas. It is generally made from a water bottle with a winches socket in the cap as the bowl.

you wanna hit a gerb?

by gerbmaster January 22, 2020

Gerb

verb - while physically a grown man, you're far more likely to state the obvious as a child would. Also apt to make pollyanna religious statements.

retard

- um, the sun is really bright and hurts my eyes. Shut up, Gerb.
- um, isn't this a really beautiful day god has given us today?

by the Dude abides August 20, 2014

Gerbing

A fun kids game in which you take turns throwing at least ten gerbils into a bucket of water and then taking turns bobbing (with your mouth) for the gerbils. The fastest time, in collecting all the gerbils, wins. If any of the gerbils die during a contestants turn, they must receive a kick to the mouth by the player who's turn is after. This game is illegal in 3 countries. It was most recently banned in the UN in March of 2009.

Hey little Johnny, how about a good 'ol gerbing game for your birthday party tomorrow?

by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011

Gerb

Another word for a dweeb or a weirdo.

That kid over there is a gerb. (noun)
That kid is gerbin. (verb)

by hope6969 November 13, 2021

gerb

a twenty dollar marijuana sack.

the officer confiscated a dutch and a gerb, then arrested the suspect for possesion.

by genocide October 9, 2003