Gerbiled

To be sexually violated by enlarged gerbicular sex organs.

Damn that rodent just gerbiled my ass.

by Briz July 6, 2005

Gerbil

A very young girl, usually 12 or younger. The opposite of a Cougar. Made famous by the 4/11/09 episode of SNL.

Geoff: Dude, those gerbils over there are totally checking you out!

Greg: Gross dude. Why are they letting gerbils in bars now?

by Grampa Farts Pants April 12, 2009

gerbil

a mindless scavenge with or without the intention of finding something. Usually in reference to pawing through one's bag of personal effects... the sounds of which resemble those of a nest building gerbil

Tweekers tend to carry oversized compartment bags as opposed to tiny useless purses. This allows them to accomodate their urge to gerbil ANYTIME ANYPLACE!

by pinckfur September 7, 2008

Gerbil

The opposite of a Cougar, usually extremly underage in the situation, but extremly hot.

Two guys in a bar, a really young underage girl walks in.

Guy 1: Dude, check her out!!
Guy 2: Woah, she is... really young...
Guy 1: No duh, she is a major gerbil!!

by Oakieman May 26, 2009

Gerbils

The opposite of cougar.
This was made up by SNL.

"Watch out guys, they're Gerbils."
"What's a gerbil?"
"The opposite of a cougar."

by SnL13 April 11, 2009

gerbil

Small Seizurey Mammal who watches sexual acts of unspeakable horror

That gerbil was all seizurey, & uh stuff

by Gerbtaro April 25, 2003

gerbil

Most amazing cutest animal of them all which must not be used in the art of bum fucking

oh that gerbils so cute

by Charli April 21, 2004