by laserpride March 10, 2020

by batman34 October 28, 2010

WHORE: I heard you have Genital Herpes.
PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.
PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.
by Sex Ed December 30, 2006

by FeelsAwfullyCool September 10, 2016

A squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, to subtly indicate to the person who has inserted his hand into the packet, to leave your crisps alone. Only works if crisps packet belongs to you. Proceeded by the "Strong squeeze" if the Gentle squeeze fails to get the message across.
Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hands into Bha's crisps packet*
Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*
Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*
Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*
Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*
by bha gilani September 29, 2009

by Andy Burland November 5, 2007

by lucifers right glove May 22, 2021
