genetic lifeform and disc operating system

The acronymic meaning of GLaDOS.

Aperture Laboratories Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System, or GLaDOS, filled the room with neurotoxins.

by SupaleegamingX May 17, 2014

Genetic Engineering

Often misunderstood as a bad thing because of bad coverage in the press, it is in fact very useful. To engineer something you need to map an organism's DNA and then discover which genes have which effect. Then map another organism's DNA and implant those genes where you want the desired effect. It can be performed while a creature or plant is in it's embrionic stage, if done after there would be far too many DNA strands to alter. It could be used to create plants that would grow all year round in any county such as deserts without rain or even in antarctica and if there is water there, thoretically Mars.

"Genetic Engineering is a bad thing. I don't know what I'm talking about. I am an idiot."
Prince Charles.

by Wingy January 3, 2006

Genetics

The science of heredity linked to DNA and other molecules. Scientists are currently working to decode the human genome in one of the biggest scientific efforts ever attempted.
Genetics is exclusively used by scientists for evil purposes, as shown by Hollywood and its accurate portrayal of scientific understanding. Typically scientists are shown to be cloning humans, resurecting dinosaurs, producing alien species or just tampering with nature in general. This is ideal for it's target audience of Macdonald eating, stars and stripes waving, IQ bereft audience .

"Shall we go see that new film?"
"Yes lets its shows us (the american public) how evil genetics is"
"Erm what about our GM crops, our hormone boosted cattle and pesticides?"
"That okay thats the American way of life thats not Genetics"

by binsurfer December 11, 2003

Baller-genetics

Being so good at a sport that you dont have to practice and you still eat up the competition. Being naturally good at any sport, most commonly basketball. Also regarding just being baller, or so cool that everything you do is something other people want to do.

Allen Iverson: "Practice, practice, I dont need to practice!!!"
Bystander/Reporter: "Wow, AI really has baller genetics."

Kid: "Damn did you see what he just did?"
Friend: "Yeah I wish I could be that cool."
Kid: "That's baller-genetics."

by Zazman66 November 4, 2007

Repo! The Genetic Opera

A film directed by Darren Lynn Bousman. Set in 2056, Repo! follows the story of a young girl ill with a blood disease. She sneaks out to meet the Graverobber who introduces her to the world around her. A worldwide organ epidemic has plagued the world and a "savior" emerges from the disaster: GeneCo. This company finances organs-but with a hefty price. If you don't make your payments, your organs are up for repossession.... By the Repo Man

Person 1: Did you hear about that movie with Paris Hilton and Paul Sorvino?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It's called 'Repo! The Genetic Opera'

by no-onespecial December 16, 2011

Genetified

The wierd and unnatural shit that scientists do with living organisms in order to create new kinds of living organisms that could make them and the corporations that they work for more money.

'Dude... this tomato tastes like lightning bug guts!'

'Yeah... they genetified it with lightning bug DNA so that it would glow in the dark so they could have migrant workers pick them at night!'

by Viewminder September 13, 2012

genetic lottery

Having a perfect jawline, clear skin, bright eyes and amazing hair

Damn, what does it feel like to win the genetic lottery, James?

by definictionist :) February 8, 2017