Geneva

one of the awesomest cities in Europe. a city known for clubs and parties. a city where law enforcement is minimal.

we were smoking a j in the street like it was Geneva

by marena marencita April 16, 2006

Geneva Shitcloud

Slang (Obsc.) - An extremely high pressure, loud type of fart which was supposedly banned under the terms of the Geneva convention, owing to the fact that it is so powerful, that it leaks out of your trouser leg and can destroy anything within a 5 mile radius of where you were standing when you dropped it.

Supposedly has the effect of a large green 8 mile high mushroom on the horizon, which is how you spot when someone left one behind.

Classed as a Category 1A Biological Weapon.

"Man, you wanna stop leaving those Geneva Shitcloud's behind, or you gonna get the ATF on your a*se!"

by Charles Faulkner November 15, 2007

Geneva Ayala

Pennsylvania native, Puerto Rican descent. Raised in Broward County, Florida. Born on August 13, 1996. Creator of a clothing line called liar.

Guy #1 : Do you even know who Geneva Ayala is???

Guy #2 : Yeah she got a clothing line called liar.

by basedoverloras December 10, 2019

Genieva

A Genieva has a rare kind of beauty, and you'll never meet a girl quite like her. She is intelligent and a bookworm, and she is a social butterfly. If you meet a Genieva, you better treat her like the queen she is. A Genieva loves her friends, and enjoys watching Mean Girls and eating chocolate icecream while gossiping and ranting with her best and closest friends. A Genieva is only athletic when she's in her dancing shoes. When she's alone, you will often find Genieva laying on her couch eating oreos and spoonfuls of Nutella while watching The Breakfast Club. Genievas are usually brunette, tall, toned, and busty. They usually get along with people named Elizabeth, Carly, Rebecca, Natasha, Jacob, Jo, Renée, Eva, Aroura, Katy, Thomas, Julia, Daniel, Kyle, Drew, Quinn, and Felicity.

I met this girl at Starbucks who was enchanting, she must be a Genieva

by I'm a mouse duh September 13, 2016

geneva convention

A situation whereby rules are not observed by one party, so other parties feel free to ignore thier pledges to follow the rules. Actually happened with the real geneva convention.

Because we had some young kids playing they said 'no fucking' at the camp. John protested against this from the beggining and fucked everyone senseless. The other guys wanted pussy too, so the rules just became a genva convention.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

Geneva Convention

A primitive, simpleminded concept involving the ban of weapons that us apes only really started using in the latter centuries.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR, HE'S USING CHEMICAL WEAPONS, I WANT TO USE THEM TOO, THAT'S CHEATING!
Fuck the Geneva Convention, Hurry up and just fire the fucking nukes already..."

by (Screaming Internally) May 3, 2022

Geneva

A suburb of Chicago. Train conveniently goes from Geneva to Chicago. The stereotype is that Geneva is all rich white kids. The white part might be true, but there is a growing Asian and Indian population. The rich part is only partially true. There is definitely a mix of haves and have-nots, and a ton of middle class families. There is a really nice old-fashioned downtown shopping area in Geneva, and it was featured on the Ellen Show for being a good town, especially during the Christmas Walk, which is out of a movie.
Kids make drama, but there's a ton of kids who stay out of it and mind there own business. The high school is cliquey, but again, you can avoid it if you want. The high school freshman are, however, getting worse and sluttier and dumber each year!

"That dude was caught with alcohol, but he's a football player so he's off the hook"

"A black person? In Geneva?! You're kidding!"

"No, it's not Lake Geneva, and it's not in NY. It's in Illinois!"

by Aly324923 February 11, 2009