geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.

Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.

geezer pleaser by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006

geezer goggles 

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person

hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles

geezer goggles by Eric August 25, 2004

Geezil

A smart and honest member of a small New England working class town.

I trust him, he's a good geezil

Geezil by meme333 December 20, 2008

geezer quickie 

A kiss between older folks.

Hey sweetheart, let’s have a geezer quickie, shall we?

geezer quickie by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

geezer ass 

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.

Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!

geezer ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

Diamond Geezer 

A real, top lad. A gentlemen who will go out of his way to ensure everyone and everything around him experiences the best possible life. Common in London and other heavy-cockney areas such as Essex.

Rob is a real Diamond Geezer - he just cleared our tabs from Saturday night

Diamond Geezer by Vndct June 6, 2018

Geezed in my pants 

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”

I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.

Geezed in my pants by Soffz84 November 16, 2017