garfieldism 

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.

He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.

garfieldism by BananaHat63 March 16, 2017

Gaybirdish

Can be used to describe something that is gay, stupid, retarded, or generally messed up.

Dude- this place sucks ass!

Dude #2- yeah its totally gaybirdish!

Gaybirdish by Mr. Garagely February 7, 2010

Garfinkeled

When a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.

A: How did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! Last time I saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma's basement for weeks on end.

B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.

A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.

Garfinkeled by Icannadoeet November 30, 2016

Jim Gaffigan 

A great comedian, who has some great jokes.

Did you watch the Jim Gaffigan special last night?

Jim Gaffigan by Ryan WWRGSWW February 5, 2006

Reverse Jim Gaffigan 

Selling individually wrapped hot pockets as street vendor. To sell or to be sold an individual hot pocket not cooked in a dirty microwave. A hot pocket sold by a lawless grifter.

“Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques... The Reverse Jim Gaffigan?”

-Community Tv show

Reverse Jim Gaffigan by Hdhcyffufdcud April 4, 2020

Garfield 

The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.

Oh god I forgot to feed Garfield....

Garfield by Electrik man December 1, 2019

Andrew Garfield 

Andrew Garfield aka the wolf

“Andrew Garfield” Hey have you seen no way home last night? No well the wolf was awesome

Andrew Garfield by Purge December 20, 2021