to sum things up, doctor garland is an ugly piece of shit who teaches cp chem at westford academy. she smokes pot and injects heroine as often as she can between blocks. she has this unbelievably annoying laugh that goes something like this: AH - HEH- heh- HEh- HEH. towards the end of her laugh, u can sense that she realizes that people are laughing at her and not with her, and she keeps laughing bcuz shes in denial. i hate doing her stupid fucking conversions. she also makes this stupid bunny face with her front teeth. she is sarah forsyth in 20 years, bcuz they are both ugly fucks who think people care about what they say.
by Who? October 4, 2004
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A phenomenon that occurs when someone creates a facebook poll for an event and fails to turn up themselves.
by Author Bragg June 15, 2018
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by scott garland December 9, 2012
Get the dixie day orozco garland mug.The action of killing someone with music or bass. Chris Garland was the only man known in history to have killed someone with music. While DJing at a nightclub in Denver he induced a heart attack on a 25 year old fan.
1)I just saw the DJ garlanded 4 people in the club.
2)If you don't watch it I will throw you in my car and garlanded you with my subs.
2)If you don't watch it I will throw you in my car and garlanded you with my subs.
by BroncosFan4Life2 November 3, 2010
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by Cowboyslady December 21, 2016
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"Well, I know this is all working, but before I leave here we're going to change it to use register 7001 instead of 5001 just for this one, so can you go back and change that on your end?"
I've been garlandized!
I've been garlandized!
by Elliott February 23, 2005
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