Garland, Texas

A suburb of Dallas, Texas, USA. The population is around sixty-five thousand as of December 2009. Its school district is one of the few in the country that still allows you to choose which school you wish to go to.
This city was inspiration for the show 'King of the Hill', which is set in 'Arland, Texas.'
Garland was also the location of the beginning of the 2009 movie 'Zombieland.'
Sometimes referred to as G-Town, though that can also refer to Garland High School.
No one rides horses, and the majority of the population does not have a heavy southern drawl.

Have you ever been to Garland, Texas? That place is fucking awesome!

by The Color Fiend December 30, 2009

Merrick Garland

Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.

“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.

by apatheticny September 20, 2021

gardant fruit

soft beverage composed of:
1/2 bacardi
1/2 jack daniel's
1/2 vodka
1/2 coca-cola

martin: passssssssss-moi donc un peu d'gardant fruit l'ami!

by fucko May 19, 2005

gargantuINT

A number so large it cannot be voiced.

Similar to INT, smallINT, HUGEint, tinyINT, bigINT as used in Microsoft SQL Server 2000 to define datatypes in queries.

When declaring an variable in TSQL: @example gargantuINT (G)
@example2 char(9) is a type already.

by Roger & Eric --EIT Class of NDP0904 October 27, 2005

gargantuan balls

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."

Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.

by pinjer September 30, 2018

galang

Jamaican/rasta slang for "go along," meaning behave. Popularized by the incomparable M.I.A.
Ref: http:// niceup.com /patois.txt, http:// www.speakjamaican.com /glossary.html

"Galang bout yuh business" : "Go along about you business"
"Why yu fe galang so"? : "why must you behave in such a manner?"

by j3r July 25, 2008

garang

GARANG
Malay for 'fierce' or "powerful". Can mean "impulsive", "courageous", "foolhardy".

see his face, like damn garang

by magichand September 1, 2010