Garg

a very idiotic or stupid girl.who is very dumb and has no personality

Aarushi please do not be such a Garg

by messi25601 August 19, 2019

Garg

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

You’re officially Rick rolled Garg

Garg is John CENA , yes you can’t see him fuck you fuck you im the real slim shady don’t stand up

by Just don’t give a fuck June 14, 2021

Garg

The new illness everyone is getting on college campuses after losing natural immunity during the Covid-19 quarantine. Blanket term for anything from the common cold to a sinus infection. Identified by coughing or sneezing in class accompanied by an assurance that you don’t have covid.

also

A trap for the friend who is too intelligent to fall for the simple deez nuts joke

Student 1: *coughs loudly and inhales through stuffy nose*

All students: *look over in fear*

Student 1: “I swear I dont have covid.”

or

Student 1: “Hey did you hear that the garg is going around again”

Student 2: “What’s garg?”

Student 1: “Garg-le deez nuts!!!”

by Dr3w42 November 19, 2021

GARG

Garg is the last name (Leonard Garg) of the guy who runs away in Hotel Transylvania when he is with his friends while they are editing his face on an app. He is probably running away to go pick up some chicks because he is horny. Garg has now evolved into a saying, rather than just his last name. When you're a "garg", it means your weird, funny, or maybe you're just calling someone a garg because you want to. Sometimes "garg" is said when you get a burst of energy, but it typically comes out as more of a "GUUUGGGG" than a "GARG!". Usually when that happens, make sure you go up to someones face nearby to share your "GARG" outburst with. This may weird them out, but once you do it enough, they will start to catch on and do it too!

They were so excited, so they both screamed in each others faces: "GARG!!!!"

They were scared, so they hollered: "GUUUGGG"

by starrynightgorl April 6, 2022

Garg

Garg is used when someone is about to smoke weed or crack

A: Woah this guy (B) is about to GARG!
B: IT'S GARGING HOUR

by gargly garg who is garging November 14, 2023

garg the smeg

The act of loading enough smegma in your mouth to effectively gargle it.

I hope to christ that there is no man out there that accumulates enough smegma for another to effectively garg the smeg.

by apound21 May 7, 2009

Garg Blargh

A Kingdom friendly to the Herp Derp in the RGB dynasty.

Nick: Hey what are you guys doing?
Taylor: Herp Derp
PJ: Garg Blargh

by Herp Derp King October 17, 2010