A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.
Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.
Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.
Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.
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by jonthestupidfuk June 9, 2017
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Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?
God: Of course, son.
Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*
Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.
God: Of course, son.
Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*
Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.
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Don't even try to make it, only Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer can, and the only reason why is because they gave head to Ziggy Stardust, the eternal god of music, FOR 500 YEARS. But at least they get pussy all the time now.
Don't even try to make it, only Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer can, and the only reason why is because they gave head to Ziggy Stardust, the eternal god of music, FOR 500 YEARS. But at least they get pussy all the time now.
Random Bitch: I love your Garfield sex music.
Kiv: Bitch, shut the fuck up and lick my nuts.
Random Bitch: But I can't see them!
Kiv: Yeah, cause they're the size of ovaries. Now do some more coke and keep licking
Jorma: Hey Arlene, let's fuck.
Arlene: But I'm a cat.
Jorma: Whatever (whips out his dick)
Arlene: YES! It's so small!
Andy: (Walking around with his dick out around New York City) Who wants to fuck me?
Jennifer Anniston: I do! I do! I'll do anything for sperm!
Andy: Let's do this, bitch. (Flips her over and 1manDPs her on top of the Empire State Building) Marmaduke, get in here! (Marmaduke sticks his dog dick in Jennifer's ass)
Jen: Double Anal! Yes!
Andy: (Pulls out, and cums all over her face.) Now that's Garfield Sex Music.
Kiv: Bitch, shut the fuck up and lick my nuts.
Random Bitch: But I can't see them!
Kiv: Yeah, cause they're the size of ovaries. Now do some more coke and keep licking
Jorma: Hey Arlene, let's fuck.
Arlene: But I'm a cat.
Jorma: Whatever (whips out his dick)
Arlene: YES! It's so small!
Andy: (Walking around with his dick out around New York City) Who wants to fuck me?
Jennifer Anniston: I do! I do! I'll do anything for sperm!
Andy: Let's do this, bitch. (Flips her over and 1manDPs her on top of the Empire State Building) Marmaduke, get in here! (Marmaduke sticks his dog dick in Jennifer's ass)
Jen: Double Anal! Yes!
Andy: (Pulls out, and cums all over her face.) Now that's Garfield Sex Music.
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by Gardevoirfromhoenn January 26, 2017
Get the Gardevoir mug.It sucks all the popular kids are rude and dumb. all the boys think they are hot but they are really gay. The 6th grade girls think think their sexy and hot but they haven't had their period yet or hit puberty. But theres air conditioning so that great. But the whole place so stupid. THE TEACHER ARE SECRETLY RAPISTS
Garfield Middle School SUCKKS
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