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1. gangley Adj. - A term describing an abnormally disproportionate individual in which the limbs are elongated in a starkly frightening manner. Gangley individuals are commonly much taller and/or skinner than the norm of a species. Common causes of being gangley are: malnutrition, genetics, and mutation.

2. gangley Adj. Describing long fluid gracefull movements associated with gangley individuals (much as the limb movement of a spider or sloth).

3. gangley n. Referring to any individual displaying gangley characteristics.

Antonyms: Stout, stubby, fat
1) I would never want to meet him in a dark alley, that man is so freakishly tall and gangley.

2) The way he walks is so gangley. What a creep-out!

3) Don't scream, don't sweat, don't breath. There may be ganglies about.
gangley by Dr. Scruffy Mcdogson March 11, 2011
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ganklesaurus funkle 

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,
I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt
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Completely exhausted, spent, all awkward and begaggled. Feeling as though your limbs are gangly and achy.

Also a state of being extremely intoxicated.
"I'm so gangled from work, could go for an export"

"I'm getting so gangled tonight, definitely spending some time in the gutter"
Gangled by Zolio February 29, 2016
An ancient sacred item shaped into the form of a candle. When lit, the powers from within ensure an upcoming win streak regardless of previous performance.

Also used as slang when wishing positive vibes after the ending of a game.
pweena: haven't even lit the holy gandle smh

sunshine21ow: Good gandle, Spree!
gandle by derrski July 10, 2023

Battle Gayale 

A group event where fully errect men swing their dicks in a battle to test their sexual integrity. The last boner standing is gay.
I think Sebastian is gay, there’s only one way to find out... I challenge you all to a Battle Gayale!
Battle Gayale by MobyRick917 May 11, 2018

gankle my dankle 

A sexual act where a female participant inserts a segment of her pinky finger into the male's anus while concurrently performing fellatio on him.
Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.
A short term to describe the couples GaaraXLee, two ninjas from Naruto.
A popular Naruto yaoi couple is GaaLee.
GaaLee by Goober101 June 12, 2007