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1. gangley Adj. - A term describing an abnormally disproportionate individual in which the limbs are elongated in a starkly frightening manner. Gangley individuals are commonly much taller and/or skinner than the norm of a species. Common causes of being gangley are: malnutrition, genetics, and mutation.

2. gangley Adj. Describing long fluid gracefull movements associated with gangley individuals (much as the limb movement of a spider or sloth).

3. gangley n. Referring to any individual displaying gangley characteristics.

Antonyms: Stout, stubby, fat
1) I would never want to meet him in a dark alley, that man is so freakishly tall and gangley.

2) The way he walks is so gangley. What a creep-out!

3) Don't scream, don't sweat, don't breath. There may be ganglies about.
gangley by Dr. Scruffy Mcdogson March 11, 2011
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Gangley Wrench

A slang term for marijuana, used mostly to purchase a certain amount.
Joe:"Hey man, could I borrow an 1/8 (1/4 ect.) inch gangley wrench?"

Larry:"sure thing."

Joe:"I'm going over to Bob's to borrow a gangley wrench."

Wife:"alright honey, suppers at 6."
Gangley Wrench by Sittin' Easy January 17, 2009
When something is both baller and gangster.
I got this fresh new outfit today and looked totally gangler.
Gangler by Shermanator887 February 17, 2021

Gangledorf

That one awkward dude at the party who is way to into beer-pong. It is Usually a lanky tall white male found standing by the beer-pong table drinking a Natty Light but can take many forms. You don't want to be the Gangledorf of the party.
David: Tyler, your friend's a Gangledorf.
Tyler: Fuck you man!
Lenny: TITTIES!
Gangledorf by Tiger Cock April 25, 2011
Adjective:

- A long, thin human with no fat on there bones. Typically could be blown over in the wind. It is an alternative adjective to ‘lanky’. People who are called ‘gangly’ get offended and may try to hit you, unfortunately for gangly they have no weight and the punch won’t hurt.
E.g. 6ft2 and 40kg
Peter Crouch is very gangly

gangle smack 

1. To smack one's gangles. The action of smacking a cock. Like a cock smack, but involving balls.

2. When your nuts slap a vagina or an ass.

3. Also used as an insult.
1. Todd's back-hand turned in to a violent gangle smack.

2. My balls are sore from gangle smacking last night.

3. Sometimes, I think you are the biggest gangle smack I have ever met.
gangle smack by B-rent April 7, 2004
He came in gangled on a Sunday. What a douchbag.
Gangled by Gremlin213 November 9, 2010