galloping knobrot

fraying of the banjo from excessive use of the mouse's ear

i was on the case last night, banged her so many times i woke up with the worst case of galloping knobrot

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

galloping piles

Fourth-degree (or grade 4) piles permanently hang down from the anus and you cannot push them back inside, when they play up you must gallop, or run for the lotion

Sitting on your rubber ring you suddenly get a severe burning sensation and must run or gallop to the medicine cabinet to obtain treatment, hence Galloping Piles.

by Peter Shaffer July 15, 2007

Galloping Crump

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"

Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"

by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016

Galloping yahoos

Diarrhea

I got the galloping yahoos from that Chinese food last night

by Sleepover Gang Party January 27, 2023

galloping trotters

The sound a set of heavy tits make when a fat girl runs bra less down the dirt road!!!!

Shut your "galloping trotters"!!!

by HawleyRae March 2, 2023

Grand Galloping Gala

is a giant event that occurs in the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". It is where certain ponies of high class are invited to a grand ball at the palace where they enjoy fine dining, music, etc. This is also a event where the ponies may be able to meet the Princess. The Grand Galloping Gala is also to be said as a event where every ponies dreams come true.

I must wash my mane to look nice at the Grand Galloping Gala.

by kougagirl101 August 22, 2011

Rampant Galloping Cock Rot

A generic term for sexually transmitted deseases affecting the male reproductive organs.

Doctor, I think I've caught a dose of the old Rampant Galloping Cock Rot. Can I have some penecillin please.

by The Dalai Longer November 5, 2004