gaff

A slang word, used mostly in Britain as another word for house. Mostly used by morons and tools.

Hey, you coming round my gaff?

Your house, yes. But not your gaff.

by gaffhater August 22, 2009

Gaff

To get caught up in or by something unexpectedly with negative results. Based on the hook used to drag a large fish onto a boat.

Admiral Krag was the king of internet latinas until he got gaffed by a cease and desist letter.

by nexusix February 2, 2009

gaff

(Isle of Man) Slang for a house party.

"Andy's having a gaff on Saturday."

by William Holme February 18, 2017

gaff

an empty house usually with intention of having a party

lewis: my parents are on holiday so i'm having a gaff

jason: yaaaaassss i'm buzzing , haven't been to your gaff in ages

by lolxoxomm February 13, 2017

GAFF

Verb
To Steal

I gaffed that.

by gabe19712 April 14, 2006

GAFF

Stands for GodAwful Fanfic Forums. A place where bad fanfic gets its ass-kicked for cheap laughs and quick mental stimulation.

"I love GAFF!" reported one fan of this Mafiaosi type of fanfic site.

by Simple Plan Sucks June 28, 2005

Gaff

To steal something

I gaffed your lighter.

by Mary Jane1313 March 30, 2010