Gastard

A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!

You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!

by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017

Giant Gaystacks

Giant Gaystacks: Offensive term for a big (fat or muscular) butch looking guy who wouldn't at first appear to be gay. Until he walked, talked or munched someones wand!

1). A Giant Gaystack would probably look quite butch but walk with a gay bum wiggle and camp posterior!

2). An exceptionally well built Muscle Mary!

Imagine Giant Haystacks if he was a pillow biter!

Man, look at the fat hommebag, he is such a Giant Gaystacks!

I bet he lets other men bite off his Dingleberries!

by Slamming Rum Joseph September 6, 2005

Ganstabating

The self pleasure of a thug. Also known as a person that is consistently late.

Dirty D's still not here he must be Ganstabating again.

by Ej22t_hybrid February 18, 2010

gaystang

a term used to describe stock mustangs with drivers who think they have a ferrari

dude i just smoked another gaystang with my srt-4

by trd87mr2 August 1, 2008

Gaystavo

A word used strictly for illegal immigrants from Mexico (that are of course gay). They usually prefer to date women with very deep voices that they can wrestle with. They are well known for rarely wiping their butts

Dude, you're such a gaystavo. Why don't you wipe your butt?

Por que it serves as a natural lubricant when my gf fingers my butthole

by Eddie Nagao July 9, 2010

gabatable

To be debatably gay.

That guy is gabatable, he is playing football but has a pink bandana on.

by 333333 February 3, 2009

Gastalk

A noun used to describe statements made while on a gaseous, psychoactive substance such as marijuana. First used in Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009).

*After coming down from inhaling a gaseous psychoactive substance*
Crash: "You wet my bed?"
Eddie: "That was gastalk, dude!"

by thegastalker June 8, 2022