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Feta Fizzler

When someone pushes little pieces of feta cheese in their butt right before anal sex. The mixture of lubricant and feta turns into a sauce and gets pushed out by a slow rolling fart afterwards, sounding similar to whipped cream being dispensed from a can.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with lube and feta. Jill fell down and split her gown and Jack came to the rescue! Up Jack got, all hot to trot and broke out the feta cheese, As fast as he could caper, wet his hand with lubricant, excited for The Feta Fizzler.
by iDenzilla September 11, 2020
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"Awwww, bless your fuzzles!"

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by MagickDio February 6, 2010
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