T-FUTT

Too Fucked Up To Trip. Being just past having fun at a party, but not quite passed out or puking. Just being hella loaded.

Man, I done drank a twelve pack and smoked a blunt. I'm T-FUTT. I'm just gonna chill out for a minute and get right.

Originally made up by me, now widely used where I'm from, and even more widely achieved.

by Spatumz August 09, 2005

futt me

fuck. butt.

futt me.

by shaNITqua June 30, 2003

nucking futt

a nucking futt is when you are coughing out ebola and hang villagers

hey look its a nucking futt!
that nucking futt is so hot 🥵

by thecoolguywhosucksat2k October 29, 2022

butt-futt

To pull down your pants and bare ass fart directly into somebody's face.

Yo Francois, David just butt-futted me so fucking hard I saw his butt cheeks vibrate.

by jasparagus January 10, 2021

Futte

Futte is what you call someone who is very tiny, fat and feminine. Futte is used more as a joke/insult, than an actual adjective.

Hey Futte, you've lost some pounds since the last time I saw you... not.

by Magnus The GRart June 09, 2018

Futt

A phrase and term used as another version of the original F word, although it doesn't have much to do with it.

How the futt did they do that

by HJJ I January 28, 2025

FUTT

FUTT, an abbreviation for Fucking Under The Tree! It can also be used as a word to replace the F BOMB entirely! The meaning fluctuates between “Fuck” and “Fucking Under The Tree”

What the FUTT?

It’s soon FUTT season, I love Christmas!!
I hope we finally FUTT this Christmas!

by Frybrary January 04, 2024