futter

Archaic: To perform intercourse. From the French "foutre".

"I warn you, my lad, you will be sodomised; you, my girl, I shall futter; for the thief who is bearded, a third punishment remains." (Priapus)

He fared forth from her to the second wife in her chamber and stretched himself beside her and toyed with her and futtered her. (from 1001 Arabian Nights)

by ElTonico August 16, 2006

futterwhacken

dance done when the red queen has been overruled

When that day comes, I shall futterwhacken vigorously!

by madhatter2011 May 3, 2010

Fettlers

A Prestonian word for old men who exist as soon as the pubs are open. They're usually identifiable by their brown, slouched appearance and the musk of cheap tobacco and piss. They may surround themselves with a ring of empty pint glasses as if they were under siege from reality.

"Those fettlers are dying out."

"Yeah?"

"There’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style."

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

fettle

(verb) To modify, alter, change or touch up something.

Monkey A: Dude have you finished with that code?
Monkey B: No, i'm just giving it a quick fettle before i upload it to the server!

by The Lundquist June 19, 2006

Fittle

Food (Black Country word)

I'm hungry, lets go find some fittle.

by dashavoo June 20, 2009

futless

Origin: Pidgin English (Hawaii)

frustrated

"The teacher gave us extra English homework 'cuz we was talking out of turn and the homework she gave us made me all futless"

by pupuledriver April 21, 2005

fine fettle

Looking healthy, alert, well dressed and in good spirits.

Mortimer enters work to see his pal Randolf looking dapper in a new suit and busily typing away at his workstation.

Mortimer - "Randolf, old bean! You're in fine fettle this morning!"

Randolph - "Quite right Mortimer! I am well rested, well dressted, and feeling good!"

by PUG2694328 October 18, 2006