Futsi Bear

A bear that passes gas often.

Wow that futsi bear sure does smell a lot!

by Futsi Bear November 24, 2019

Futsal Shuffle

A new dance invented by rapper Lil Uzi Vert that was done for the first time in a instagram clip.

“Man did you see Uzi? He got me hooked with that new Futsal Shuffle!!”

by Luke Dolan December 1, 2019

F𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠

Futsal Dumpling- Not to be confused with dumpling futsal . This is when a ball used in futsal is wrapped and made into a dumpling , many people do this practice as the ball gives the elasticity of the food and the hollow nature of the ball allows more flavours to be kept inside the dumpling . Futsal dumplings have been a tradition all around the word , sometimes when element dumplings cannot be made futsal dumplings are used instead . Futsal dumplings are very crucial to a human’s life as we cannot survive without them .

𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘰’𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 F𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 !

by escheniscool March 1, 2019

Futson

An extremely large vagina, or someone with an extremely large vagina.

Guy 1: So, how was Amy?

Guy 2: She's a futson, dude. I almost got lost down there.

by TGBU August 29, 2009

Futsmut

The food leftover on your lips, or over your cheeks

Also, meaning leftover shit not wiped yet, but on the outside of the cheek

John was eating chocolate ice cream and afterwords his friends told him he had some futsmut on his upper ass cheeks

by Jar-Jar Binks November 6, 2010

futsal

A form of indoor soccer played on a basketball court will a small and heavier ball that normal. It takes quite a lot of skill and control and if you disagree how bout you get off your butt and try to play it. And I did not spell it wrong futsal is not FOOTBALL (american or not).

"Have you ever played futsal?"
"You mean football?"

"No you dumbass! FUTSAL!"

by Soccer Fanatic December 24, 2009

futsal

An organized form of indoor football (soccer)

Wanna play football?

Nah, I have a futsal match later this afternoon.

by Pobecax January 19, 2006