futilation

The process of discouraging and thwarting anyone who attempts to improve things.

I don't know what the fuck they think they're doing in Congress, but the one thing they excel at is futilation.

by Cynicool April 1, 2017

futilee

A very epic TikTok mutual of mine who is very funny and cool.

@futilee is a very nice person with a great sense of humour that you should follow on TikTok

Person 1: Do you know the tiktoker @ futilee?
Person 2: yes @ futilee is very swag.

by goshityourpants July 24, 2021

Futile

Ineffective or pointless.

Up through the end of two years old, it was futile for me to take off my double dark blue line waistband underwear.

by Fendzs November 22, 2022

Futile

Just can't be done.

Evertime I need to urinate especially up through 9 years old, it's futile for me to take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies.

by FrroRdn June 22, 2024

el-futile

commonly known as futile, and ancient Egyptian microbe that has evolved in a way to penetrate digital systems. It can be seen online in steam for hours and lays dormant for sometime until prey appear in order to latch on to them. It is able to send false thoughts as a way to delude it's host into thinking it's a good microbe that "supports" it's hosts, but actually slowly degrades their physical and mental health. Can be seen using support as a way to mooch off nutrients of it's hosts. When discovered will deny everything that has been seen by multiple people. It is allergic to Russians and seem to be offended by their existence.

he evolved into a el-futile

by voredor February 18, 2024