Futbol Fag

Any American that watches soccer and refuses to acknowledge that the big four of sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, and Hockey) reign supreme.

Man I was in an airport bar on Sunday and asked the bartender if he could change the channel from soccer and put the Bears game on. The guy gave me a dirty look and said, "It's the Euro Cup...!". I told him stop being a freaking Futbol Fag and change the damn channel!

by IHATESOCCER July 3, 2011

futbol

1. Called soccer in the US.
2. Commonly referred to as fag-ball.
3. Hockey for retards.

Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.

by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007

Futbugget (fut-bug-it)

Some one who likes to bugger, and/or f#&% another person up the butt with objects other than their own units.

That Ian is a real futbugget.

by jenifry July 14, 2005

Fútbolic

Having a strong need for the sport Soccer/Fútbol.

Santiago,you played soccer all week. You're becoming a Fútbolic.

by MakeItReyna May 5, 2016

Fútbol

The dumbass version of football

A Brazilian man said he wanted to watch fútbol, but we watched soccer instead.

by BustinAnut42069 August 24, 2021

The Futbol Republic

The best server on discord. There are phenomenal people here like RP and Kaiser, but the best of them is sanguiqini. Although it has Futbol in the name, you'll never find a conversation where the word football or any team/player is mentioned. There are also various events and the general chat is always funny. Undoubtedly the best server on Discord.

"Yo, what's the best server on Discord"

"It's The Futbol Republic no cap."

by albaniaman42069 March 15, 2021

Real Futbol 24

Quite possibly the most annoying fucking game on the Roblox platform, You will somehow get ur ball stolen by some stupid fuck that hasn't payed his internet bill in 20 years, and when you get past them, they will just randomly vote kick you. This game genuinely probably has the worst fanbase because it's filled with 7 year olds that can't afford FC25.

Person 1: Let's play RF24 (Real Futbol 24) bro
Person 2: I play FC25 you fucking brokie

by CosmicRetro December 18, 2024