Futball 

Futball is the original name for the sport, "Soccer".

A team sport played between two teams of eleven players, and is widely considered to be the most popular sport in the world. It is played on a rectangular grass or artificial turf field, with a goal at each of the short ends. The object of the game is to score by maneuvering the ball into the opposing goal.

American: Hey wanna go play some soccer with us?
Brazillian: What is that?
American: Oh yeah, I forgot, it's the same as the sport in your country called "Futball".
Brazillian: Oh! Sure! I love that sport!

Futball by Maniaq April 23, 2008

eli da futball playa 

a bitch who fuckes himself. Hesa bitch. He shullda die. Fuck u eli. Ura bitch. Go to hell. Suck ur own dick. We dont like u

Eli da futball playa is a bitch who should fuck himself because he has no girlfriends.

eli da futball playa by Rando dud who luvs gemma November 3, 2018

Fatball 

A sport played in the USA. One of the few existing sports where obesity is required to play. Primarily played by fat men. The object of the game is to get in as many sex positions as you can with your fellow male opponent within 11 minutes, and give Budweiser an excuse to show beer ads for an hour, while fooling viewers into thinking the real objective is to touch the ball down in a designated area of the field in 60 minutes. So boring and gay it cannot be played outside the USA, because people of other nationalities do not have the required qualities, i.e. short attention spans, weak bladders and outright homosexuality, to watch two seconds of it without puking and running out of their houses with wet towels on their heads, shouting,"That's(expletive) gay!"

52% of fatball viewers prefer watching Budweiser ads than the sport itself. gayball queerball fagball

Fatball by RedEdSaid July 20, 2010

furball baby 

A baby puppy who is very playful and active. Like Maltese or Shih Tzu, or any hairy puppy.

"Come here furball baby"!!

* it ignores you and keeps playing.*

furball baby by icecreamislife May 27, 2017

furball 

a nickname for someone who is super cute, and a really good friend, and slightly odd, but the best person ever! the reason the nicknames furball is because they are cute and warm and fuzzy like a kitty, and just a lil bit not normal

heyy, have you met my bff furball?

furball by numlee June 16, 2010

Fatball 

A sport, only played by Americans (and somtimes Candaians).

It involves 22 overweight to obese players(usually in the double digit IQ range) throwing a Prolate spheroid and jumping on eachother.

Dude, why does anyone watch Fatball? It's just a bunch of fat sweaty idiots in tights jumping on eachother, grabbing balls. can it get any more gay?

Fatball by REAL Football player January 9, 2009

Furball 

a really really really hairy person

Raman is a really really hairy furball

Furball by ppface August 4, 2006