forkey

"for - kee" (verb) to cut off about 3/4 of an inch of a drinking straw and roll half of it into the end of a blunt so that it stays wide open, stays dry, and eliminates the roach.

Popularized in a New York City suburb in early 2006, it is expected to revolutionize the blunt smoking culture.

"If you want to make that the best blunt of your life, you should forkey it."

by Lt. Col. (ret) Rev. Dr. Mary Jane Cannabis, PhD, MD, RPh, DDS, MPH. June 11, 2006

fuckeyes

(n) A person whose eyes are fucked. This may be something the person is born with, or maybe something that happened later in life. They will not be able to see their own eyes, so they will be unable to check whether they are a fuckeyes or not.

Shark has really fucked eyes. You might say he's a fuckeyes.

by Scott1 June 27, 2005

frukey

Invented by Sara at DSW partners in the late 90's. This term refers to something wacky, cool, and fruity.

Sarah says: "That's one frukey looking design!"

by Zapf May 13, 2005

fuckeyes

It's an insult used when someone mis-reads something, can't see something in front of them, or misses something called to attention for a short moment (like when you are in the car).

You are driving along when you see a pigeon fucking a snail. You say - 'Holy shit did you see that pigeon fucking that snail??'

The other person in the car says - 'No i missed it'

You say 'Nice one fuckeyes...'

by Phil_via_Pants May 14, 2010

Fukeye

The term "Fukeye" is rarely used and when is, it is used as an offence to state if the person your are arguing with has a lazy eye.
It is a very strong use of word and very rarely heard of.

Teacher: LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU!
Student: I would, remember im the student with the lazy eye?
Teacher: Oh yeah your the Fukeye'd student.

by Meh Kid September 25, 2008

FIRKEY

Firkey is the most funniest handle on twitter people call him misogynist but he's actually a feminist He have 6 BMW AND 8 lamborgini he lives in dubai

Oye firkey kaha mara rehta hai din bhar

Bhai firkey tera account fir suspended😭😭

by Aryan SOOD May 6, 2021

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

This is when an Ohio State student seduces a whore from the University of Michigan during rivalry week. The Ohio State student then takes the whore home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. Approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the Ohio State student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the U of M whore's vagina. The Ohio State student yells something clever like "Fear the vest!" or "O-H!" and then leaves.

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."

by GoBuckeyes86 September 30, 2009