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functioning member of society

Elena: the f in men stands for funny
Chris: the f in women stands for functioning member of society.

men are superior
by schriss69 May 20, 2020
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high-functioning neurotypical

A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.

These positive traits include:
Not needing to make small talk
Not playing head games
Not playing office politics
Prefering function over prettiness
Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)

In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie.
This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.
by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006
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high functioning fangirl

a girl who is insanely in love with Sherlock and quotes him at random
by SuteKyo December 8, 2014
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Functioning

Partaking in an event along with your peers or with a member of the opposite sex that is highly enjoyable.
Example 1:
me: How was the party last night?
her: That shit was functioning!

Example 2:
numero uno: What u boutta do tonight?
numero dos: Imma get it functioning with some hoochie!
by aktives March 15, 2009
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High Functioning Autism

Some Barmy Plonker oo finks he's smart but inside he's just a mound of smelly clunge.
you can tell he's got High Functioning Autism can't ya.
by Funny Shark April 13, 2022
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High functioning

A way of saying somebody is not doing too bad for a dysfunctional, fucked up guy.
He is high functioning enough to complete a sentence, but he's still not walking straight and chewing bubblegum at the same time yet, he's gonna be 40 years old soon, oh well.
by Solid Mantis January 1, 2020
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functioning-nuisance

Functioning-nuisance is a person or thing that exist in an environment or society passively, yet unaware of the prevailing norms around them.
John is driving like a functioning-nuisance in the freeway.
by Functioning-nuisance May 29, 2014
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