Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022

fuckstone

an inanimate, powerless idiot

John was fuckstone yesterday

by imakeweirddefinitions December 31, 2022

Funestment

The amount of time, energy, and finances one is willing to invest in fun.

Music Festival tickets are a Funestment. Fantastic Funestment choice to buy a boat.

by MsLisaLee September 1, 2023

Neil Freestone

An amazingly talented individual, absolute handsome with a great singing voice, very good looking.

Yo man what’s the name of the guy with the Tom and jerry tattoo that has a great voice?

Oh Neil Freestone?

by Toebourton May 12, 2022

Keyden Firestone

Some guy who works at Firestone Tires? idfk

Keyden Firestone works at a Tire store

by YESSIR!!!!!22 April 18, 2024