Fumkin

A swear word to use whenever/wherever without using explicit words.
A non-offensive variation of the word/s f*cking/f*ck.
A swear word that a kid will most likely misinterpret as the word pumpkin

"fum-kin"

"I'm so fumkin angry right now"
"Ahh fumk, I burnt the pumpkin pie"

by Saltyytats 🔪 April 7, 2021

Fumping

Foil-pumping, pumping a (hydro)foil surfboard. The surfer can pump the hydrofoil surfboard up and down to get from one wave to the next, or do it in completely flat water. Fumping requires a whole-body motion that looks spastically unelegant, rotating both arms synchronously while doing sit-ups.

Look at that guy fumping back to the point break.

by shipsterrr July 31, 2018

flumpkin

the opposite of a blumpkin as it pertains to the gender the act is performed upon i.e a woman receiving oral while making the poo is said to be receiving a flumpkin

"I used to love to give my girl flumpkins until that 1 time she forgot to mention she had eaten mexican the night before"

by J-Tattoo February 21, 2009

Flumpkin

The act of eating the twatular area whilst a girls takes a dump

opposite of a blumpkin

I wanted some tang and my girl needed to crap, so I gave he a flumpkin.

by T. Woolhoss November 19, 2003

Frumpkins

Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.

I didn't wipe my ass well enough from my morning crap so I developed frumpkins, the next time I wiped my ass it hella hurt cause I was pulling my ass hairs out.

by Air Drop January 2, 2008

frumpkin

A full-on frump. Syn.: Nerd. Also known as an Ethel or Morris Frumpkin.

He/she is an utter frumpkin.

by Ng August 4, 2003

frumpkin

To eat two fruit while on the toilet.

I feel so much better now that I frumpkined.

by Chunanana August 22, 2011