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fumbelievable

adj.

An exclamation to describe a play in American football that is so unexpectedly botched by one or more players that it results in a cry of outrage from justified fans. Most applicably, a fumble that is recovered by the defense and is ran back for a game-winning touchdown. However, the term can be used to punctuate any heart-wrenchingly sudden event in a game.

Origin: blend of "fumble" and "unbelievable"
"Fumbelievable! We just lost the game because our running back couldn't take a hit and hold onto the ball at the same time."

"Zach Maynard threw another interception? This is fumbelievable!"
by Definest Youllevermeet December 16, 2011
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Humble Fumble

When you’ve got a hookup secured but get too drunk to close the deal.
Ryan pulled the Humble Fumble on the 2 yard line last night. She was literally in his lap and he threw up.
by Quinn666911 September 4, 2020
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Fumbledorf

1. (noun): Anyone carrying a drink, food item, etc., that seems to completely and randomly lose all motor coordination, whether engaged in conversation or not, thus spilling or dropping said item or items while their attempt to maintain motor coordination results in cartoonishly exaggerated movements thus making the situation severely worse for themselves and anyone with approximately one and a half multiple of “arms-length.”

(plural) Fumbledorves

2. (verb) to Fumbledorf, to have Fumbledorfed, to be Fumbledorfing
Often used as a descriptor for anyone who unintentionally creates a dramatic scene by failing to do something considered simple or mundane which results in unnecessary loss or damage to property.
A (walking with coffee): Good morning
B (walking without coffee): Hey, good morning, how was your weekend?
A: Oh, it was alright, (coffee mysteriously escapes clutches) I-ya-ah-Eeeee!

T: Geez Fumbledorf!
by Bricked March 15, 2021
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Waldorf fumble

when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the Waldorf Astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.
While tossing down drinks at the Waldorf bar, Bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. The Waldorf fumble must never be repeated.
by MDen May 14, 2009
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kaden fumblebottom

A ROBLOX youtuber/ myth hunter who is Creative Director for the Flamingo YouTube Channel.
Kaden Fumblebottom: here's a list of 100+ myths albert.
albert (flamingo) : dude your the best
by Nexasphere September 7, 2020
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Fumbling Martin

Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.
by _george__ January 6, 2007
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fumber

The fake phone number you give out when you don't want to give your real one.
This douche wanted me to give him my digits, I didn't want to be completely rude and immediately crush his dreams, so I just gave him a fumber.
by i invented shizam July 18, 2010
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