Jet-Fugue

Being temporarily unaware of oneself and familiar others following a return airline flight that crosses multiple time zones.

I live on the East coast, and when I woke up after my first night back from the West coast, I saw may husband and thought, "who is that," then I knew I must have been the victim of Jet-Fugue

by hmsbgle May 30, 2009

fuute

Funny and Cute at the same time

It was fuute because he didn't realize who I was until he saw my whole face so he smiled.

by Brittany Kinney July 19, 2006

Associative Fugue

Not to be confused with dissociative fugue, a period of disconnection from real life brought on by trauma (an example being Renée Zellweger's character in Nurse Betty, who blocks out a murder she witnesses by believing herself part of a hospital drama playing on TV).

Basically the same as a wiki-hole but allowing for other sites, like YouTube or TV Tropes - a state of mental distancing from the here and now brought on by clicking so many links related to what you were looking up that by the time you've made it back to reality you can't remember what you came in for and dinner's ruined.

"I had a massive associative fugue last night. I was looking up something on youtube about dangerous snakes and found myself an hour and a half later watching clips from A Fish Called Wanda."

by Spaniel Day-Lewis August 30, 2012

Fugate

Word used to describe a the action of having ones sisters/moms/aunts AND possibly uncles impregnated by a subordinate.

Poor MAJ Nelson was fugated again!

by PissDrunk Irish July 10, 2009

Rob Fugate

a ridiculous fuckface biaaa who destroys every and any object he (or she) comes across from the second you hand him (or her) alcohol of any sort up until the moment he/she goes to sleep. (after being read bedtime stories, of course, otherwise he'll/she'll stay up for weeks on end.)

to fail times infinity. (nonstop fail)

when you can't spell to save your life.

A roofie lover. Loves to indulge in the fine art of slipping roofies into unsuspecting victims drinks. Half the time he/she will roofie him/herself "just because". You never really know.

when you honestly can't figure out if the being you are looking at is in fact a male or a female. (see also Lady Gaga and hipster)

Example one:

Person 1 - "oh man, what a FAILHHH!"

Person 2 - "naw dude, that wasn't just a fail, that was a classic Rob Fugate."

Person 1 - "Ohhhh Maaaahhh Gawwwsh! s0Oo0O0OoOo true, seeing as that is the fail of all fails and all!"

Example two:

Person 1 - "WAOOOOOOOW, biaa can't spell her own name correctly."

Person 2 - "I swear to god, she is such a Rob Fugate when it comes to spelling."

Person 1 - "She even spells the word cork "QUARK", no joke."

Person 2 - "Quark, why, that is design and programming software! seriously, errrrbody knows that!"

Person 1 - "ovbzzz"

by Gribbz December 30, 2010

Funute

To be funny and cute at the same time.

The video of the kitten running into the screen door was funute.

by Devon Parsons January 13, 2009

fugsterrating

adj : F*ing frustrating

If someone or something is being fugsterrating, don't get angry; just piss on it and walk away.

by Sexydimma April 25, 2017