fugute 

when the guy your into is so fugly, that he's genuinely become cute. you all know what i mean

omg. hes so hideous, hes low-key fugute though

fugute by ilovejuicewrld18 October 27, 2019

Fugue You 

A music related word used to bypass youtube's strictness. A word created by TwoSetViolin some years ago to replace fuck you.

Smart person: I finally learnt how to play all of Paganini's famous music in 9 weeks!

Ling Ling: I learnt that when i was 4.

Smart Person: FUGUE YOU

Fugue You by boredidiotwhokeepsonfailing March 28, 2019

Public fugure 

Someone that is not a porn star, but has made a claim to fame by being involved in a legendary (and preferably well received) amateur porn video.

• Have you seen this video of the drunk Cuban girl with a big ass getting fucked in the Jacuzzi?
- Yeah, I've seen that one, Yanire is a true public fugure

OR

- Who are you jacking it to these days?
• Do you know this Czech girl with a denim skirt on Youporn who's picked up on the street and then fucked underneath a bridge?
- No man, I don't know her
• Come on dude, she's a public fugure

Public fugure by Dan Tallahassee September 6, 2013

Fugate

A strong, firm handshake.

*At a formal party
Yourself: How are you doing?
Business Executive: Fine. You? (offers hand)
*Handshake

Yourself: Good. Thank you.
Business Executive: That is a very nice Fugate you have there.
*You then become CEO of the company

Fugate by TheREALBruce March 1, 2013

fugue-esque 

like fondue; highest level of awesomeness.

guy1: man chipotle tastes fugue-esque
guy2: what the hell you sayin chipotle does not taste like fondue!!
guy1: tastes kinda like cheese fondue but with mexican stuff like chicken and beans
guy2: ey i'm mexican and chipotle isn't legit mexican dumb ass
guy1: chill out i'm just sayin chipotle is awesome

fugue-esque by fobazn November 15, 2009

fugatentious 

When a couple uses Social Media to make their real life relationship look like something that it really is not, usually "Extremely Happy"&#128525 &#128526 , when it is just as normal as everyone else's, or even less healthy or happy then the average relationship...

However they love to show off on these websites.. typically Facebook, Instagram, Tik Tok, or any other platform where one can fake ones happiness, that they are the perfect couple, usually to make themselves feel better about how unhealthy their co-dependent or other fucked up version or excuse for a relationship that they have actually is in reality...and/or to make other people feel jealous that they don't "HAVE" what they "HAVE", and/or that somehow both people involved must be "So much more lucky then you" OR just be the perfect person to be with generally, or PERFECT for each other , (showing the previous "luckiness" mentioned earlier.)

Oh what a poor sap you must be with whatever imperfect life YOU have...the horrible deck of cards that life must have handed you... (In reality of course both of their stupid lives suck just as much if not more than everyone elses.)

A word fusion of "fugazi" (fake) and "pretentious" (marked by an unwarranted claim to importance or distinction )

"Look at Joe Alwyn and Taylor Swift acting like their lives are so perfect on Tik Tok. Have you ever seen such fugatentious bullshit ?"

fugatentious by I Have Mental Disease For Free December 15, 2021

porn-fugue 

The state of delirium one experiences after too much contact with pornography. Symptoms include imagining porn whilst blinking, hallucinating porn when the mind wanders and hearing moans and/or funk in the eind.

"My girlfriend was away last week as part of her work, jeez I've got the porn-fugue bad. I nearly boiled my eggs dry being distracted by Eugenia Diordiychuk"

porn-fugue by m0r1arty June 30, 2012