Fuckturnal

The definition given for people who stay up all night and have kinky amazing sex!!

Dam Paddy, I could hear you pounding Lizas pussy all night!!! You are both a pair of fuckturnal animals!!!!

by The Ruffler November 16, 2011

fictional

something that doesn't exist in real life

"Dude! Stop searching online for a portal gun, that thing is fictional."

by Fidge123 May 9, 2010

flunktionality

the realization that you, yourself, are a flunk....

after trying 1 million times unsuccessfully, Joe finally gave up as flunktionality sank in

by mymint87 November 18, 2010

Fugtional

Fugtional is when something is fucking ugly yet quite functional for its intended purpose.

The Tesla Cybertruck is ugly but outstanding for it’s intended purpose makng it a fugtional design.

by BManz2004 December 7, 2019

Fictional Character

- A character probably born from fantasy/fiction but which is actually real to those who have feelings for them;
- Cause of both happiness and pain in many people;
- Someone from a story you wish you don't fall for but you do.

-Hey, I'm dating a fictional character.
-Who??
-Bellatrix Black! She's real!

by Bitchy.Witch February 16, 2022

functionally-retarded

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.

Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.

People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.

by Brett319 June 17, 2008

Functional alcoholic

Someone who can maintain an orderly, outward social appearance while their personal life has devolved into complete chaos due to over-drinking. Their friends and family are often impressed with their achievements, while the alcoholic knows that their drinking has lead to a full-blown loss of control and that it is just a matter of time until their behavior blows up in their face. In a bad way.

Emelio's friends/family: " Emelio is about to graduate med school. We are so proud. We only wish we could accomplish as much".

Emelio: "I am a functional alcoholic. Everyone I know thinks I'm doing great but in reality my brain has turned to slush. I can't believe I BS'd my way through med school and got a 3.8 GP because I don't remember any of it. I can't believe I'm almost 30 and have somehow avoided getting a DUI thus far. Everyone thinks I'm so great, but in reality, I'm totally fucking dangerous but I just haven't been caught yet. It's all catching up with me though. It's only a matter of time until I do something really stupid and everyone will realize what a fuck-up I truly am.

by ???s upon ???s September 1, 2016