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Fucktastrophy

A castastrophy so large as to be immeasurable or unfathomable
The USA in the year 2020 became a fucktastrophy due to a novel corona virus and the incompetent federal response.
by Debdem September 22, 2020
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Funkmaster Flex

A big fat DJ that had his own show on Spike TV called "Ride With Funkmaster Flex." Known to always coin the phrase,
"HOLLA, YA HEARD!!!!"
"So buckle up I'm taking you for a ride. Holla Ya Heard!!"
by Shadowloo January 6, 2005
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Fuckwaste

(fuk-wAst) n.

1. Liquid that comes out of the penis when a male ejaculates. (semen)
More precisely, however, it is the residue left inside of a condom after someone is done having sex.
ie: Any leftover cum that is not used for the specific purpose of inducing pregnancy.
The term is derived from "wasted fuck", because the semen was not used for its primal purpose of making a baby.

2. A derogatory term for a jerk or a stupid person. (see synonyms douche, idiot, jackass, asshole, moron, worthless, etc.)
This indicates uselessness, because as you can tell from defenition number 1, "fuckwaste" is something that has no point in being there, so this easily translates into an insult.
Haha I just threw my used condom onto Billy's head, and now he's got my fuckwaste all over his hair!

I just masturbated, now I gotta wash off all this fuckwaste from my hands and pants.

Did you see that fuckwaste lunch lady? She only gave me half a serving of french fries!

You're adopted and your parents don't love you, you fuckwaste!
by Barlow April 17, 2006
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Fucktastrophe

when sex goes horribly wrong.
Dave: dude i heard you got some last night....
Mike: i would have, but it was a total FUCKTASTROPHE!
Dave: Whyzzat?
Mike: turns out Jocelyn had a huge penis.... T^T
Dave: XD

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fuckastrated

combination of fuck and frustrated...explaining the lack of sex pussy starved or dick starved!
girl1: Damn girl! I need the dick im frustrated as hell!

girl2: Hell no girl! You FUCKASTRATED!
by Nadia April 12, 2005
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dog and fucksters

We are going to dog and fucksters
by Sidemann August 12, 2018
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fuckastrated

1) To demonstrate a sexual act,
2) to insert a penis somewhere only to somehow have one's balls chopped off, or to be such an utter manwhore and do so much fucking around that you get justifiably castrated.
3) to orchestrate an orgy
4) a state of frustration caused by one's current sex life (or lack thereof)
1) "Just allow me to fuckastrate the proper technique of cunnulingus..."
2) "There is not an orfice within a 10 mile radius, aside from a few women present (including your wife), that you have not penetrated. Therefore, we shall now castrate you with these rusty pliers."
3) Keeping time with his hands like a band director, the fuckastrator shouts,"And now one-two-three––thrust harder brass section––and lubricate, lubricate..."
4) "I am so goddamn fuckastrated! Even the shower massage no longer helps!"
by Spork_damage May 6, 2007
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