fuckaplegic 

An extremely offensive term for a person who is seen as "practically challenged". It suggests that they suffer from total or near total paralysis with the possible exception of the sexual organs, and that they are only useful as the recipient of sexual acts.

Fuckaplegic is almost synonymous with fucktard.

Person 1: Oh goodness! I've just knocked over your drink!
Person 2: You fuckaplegic cock socket.

fuckaplegic by nooloe July 30, 2010

fuckomplis 

A bro that helps out another bro by driving him to buy condoms or to his girlfriend because he can't drive. (For any kind of reason)

bro1: Dude, thank you so much for driving me. She finally wants to have sex!
bro2: Whatever man. Just forget about it. But this is the LAST time I will be your fuckomplis alright?

fuckomplis by LieutenantDavid September 28, 2014

fuckopenia

Failure to give a fuck.

From fuck en and -penia gr deficiency.

Last lecture gave me severe fuckopenia.

Fuckopenia is strong with this one.

fuckopenia by chinsky November 24, 2015

fuckmuppet 

A right good word to call someone

theres this guy called mikehed, hes a complete fuckmuppet

fuckmuppet by amazinjosh October 5, 2006

fuckupedness 

A state of being fucked up.

There's no reason to propagate that old fuckupedness into this new version.

fuckupedness by Voytek June 25, 2008

fuckolepsy 

A condition in which the sufferer immediately falls asleep after sexual intercourse. This is more common in males.

Wake up, you fuckoleptic jerk! I didn't cum!

fuckolepsy by Jairo R. June 8, 2004

fuckpuppet 

1. A synonym for "slut". 2. A synonym for "fucktard".

1. Mary is such a fuckpuppet, the whole hockey team had a turn.
2. Jim was late for work again, that stupid fuckpuppet.

fuckpuppet by The Mad Steve April 22, 2011