FTIM

Fuck tomorrow is Monday. something people say when they have school or job and don't want to go to

Wow, FTIM.

by Nour Alagili September 27, 2010

FTITCTAJ

Fuck Them If They Can't Take a Joke

My friend asked that I not post racy messages on his FB page that his co-workers might see. I told him FTITCTAJ.

by Urban Warrior NYC June 27, 2009

FTIF

(Fuck This It's Friday)
A better acronym to describe the lack of motivation often experienced on Fridays.

Oh well, FTIF.

by BR&DA November 1, 2010

ftil

Freak That I Love

.... ftil

by xelliex1996 June 4, 2011

ftit

A baisermouillé (onomatopoeic initialism) for "Fart Trapped In Thong." It is both a word made from the initials, and (supposedly) the sound made by said flatulence.

As she stepped in front of the interview panel, her nervous stomach and lucky undies conspired to make the tiniest "ftit."

by ExCognita June 17, 2018

ftimo

An acronym for fear that I missed out. When you are scared that you missed out on on something in the past.

I got ftimo after I figured out that I wasn’t invited to a party that all of my friends went to

by Random_definitions March 22, 2023

FTID

"Fuck till I drop"... To have sex until fully knackered.

When we get home tonight we're gonna FTID

by OzJayPee August 5, 2008