When you are getting ready to do a girl from behind you take a slightly warmed hot dog and stick it in her vagina instead. You then declare "It's in there!" then you sneak out of the room and wait to see how long it takes until she notices that it's not you.
Chris: I totally gave my girlfriend the franking privilege last night!
JC: Was she pissed when she found out it was a hot dog?
Chris: Yeah, but then I face fucked her and told her to shut up.
JC: Was she pissed when she found out it was a hot dog?
Chris: Yeah, but then I face fucked her and told her to shut up.
by DickVanDiken December 17, 2008
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Frucking- the combination of "fucking" and "Fricking". Used for argueing or lots of stress so you don't get into trouble for swearing somewhere.
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At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!
Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!
and that's how you save the night!
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!
Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!
and that's how you save the night!
by Marjaan. May 1, 2008
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Emma is so franking it; yesterday she didnt call in out for work and today she called in sick for but then posted pics of herself on facebook drinking rolling rock in her back yard with her feet in a kiddie pool.
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