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Count Frumpula

a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.
Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.
by Unchangeable Bird May 7, 2013
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Frumpulous

A person that posesses a raggedy frumpy style of dress or hairstyle and wears it well. They look good, but they wear frumpy things.. i.e. baggy shirts, boy jeans.. grandma's clothes.. clothes that look nice but are for old people.
That girl is frumpulous
that shirt is frumpulous
she has a frumpulous style..
by Butterflyhottie February 2, 2010
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FRUMPASS

1) Front Ass
2) A woman’s belly when it's flabby and sags with rolls of excess skin. Normally found after a woman's given birth to a baby.
That stripper's got a FRUMPASS!
by Jim-Philly September 14, 2008
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frumpass

A frumpy female/ male with the habit of stressing the importance of education and all the good and holy that comes of it.
old mirf- Johnny boy! Put your cellular device away and focus on today's lesson.
Johnny- Fuck you, nasty assed mirf frumpass, take my phone and shove it up your vag-bag.
by Blueblood February 4, 2009
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Frumputante

Derived from the American word frump (meaning slothlike slob) and a derivative of the French word, debutante (it’s what white people did before My Super Sweet Sixteen). A woman aged 15-60 who exerts little to no effort when it comes to maintaining personal appearances because she is deluded by the fact that a name brand purse or fancy pair of sunglasses counts as effort.
"Nice stained greek-letter shorts!" he yelled mockingly at the frumputante.
by frumpu-tonto November 4, 2011
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frumpous

The piles of pine straw that accumulate on the centerline of a two lane road especially in Georgia where pines trees are so plentiful.
The long mound of frumpous was almost two feet high likened to a snow drift in the center of the road.
by Pyramidman56 January 9, 2018
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Flumpus

I love the flumpus
by blubby chicken February 24, 2021
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