Frotfest

'The act of rubbing ones genitals on inanimate objects to induce ejaculation and/or acheive pleasureable sensations.'

so basically the same as frotage but non stop and lots & lots of it ;D

He stopped the frotfest half way through and went off to Julie, i was so close!

by Mrpoppadoppalis May 27, 2010

Fruitstand

- verb
taking a masculine position in direct opposition to your actual feminine belief or stance.

1. Liar!!! Don't fruitstand like you hate watching the Golden Girls. We watched Season 4 last night.
2. He's just fruitstanding that he doesn't shop at Express. I see him there all the time.

by FA-Man November 17, 2012

Fruitastic basket

one who wears fruity clothes

jesse is a fruitastic basket

by tofutown March 15, 2008

fruiteskimo

Breaking of the Eskimo ways to live in the tropics

Josh is a fruiteskimo, he preferred the fruits of the south over the scarce ones of the north.

by fruit.mana October 16, 2015

fruitless garden

A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.

Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"

by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017

Fruitlet

a diminutive fruit that is very tasty. make sure you check them before eating, as there is a possibility a lot of them are spoiled. Perfect for long conversations and listening to music.

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by lonzoballer02 July 25, 2019

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020