Who Froze Jesus?

Uttered by one, Ryland Blackington of Cobra Starship on the Cobrahcam on Stickam, after seeing someone write in the chat box, " Jesus stop freezing!"

Shelf Kid: " Jesus stop freezing!"

Ryland: " Who froze Jesus?"

by Liacoolaid + Vivalastarfish January 22, 2009

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Froze the balls of a brass monkey

This phrase is often used when it's bloody cold.

The origin of this phrase stems from the early explorers when traveling at sea in the icey cold. A brass monkey was used to hold the cannon balls in a pyramid shape, when it became freezing cold the holder ( brass monkey)would contract and the cannon balls would fall off.

This morning I went outside to take the bins out front, it was that cold it would of froze the balls of a brass monkey .

by Shaggenshano July 12, 2017

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So Much Ice I Froze

When someone has too many chains, watches, and other drip. That person is deemed as frozen.

Yo bro that kid Sensay Wu be drippin so much he be like, "so much ice I froze."

by Sothatswhatitmeans! July 29, 2019

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So Much Ice I Froze

Fire by Sensay Wu. Sensay Wu is a legend.

I just bought a boat,
jets around the moat.
I don't need your vote,
I am the one goat, these notes!

So much ice I froze, ooh
so much ice I froze. chyeah
so much ice I froze, damn
cause that is what I chose.

by Sothatswhatitmeans! May 13, 2019

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