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friengenda

A list of activities or events you plan to participate in with a specific friend or group of friends.
That new movie looks good, we should see it sometime.

Yes, add it to the friengenda!
by heischnei December 1, 2013
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friendentine

A friend that is your Valentine but in a non sexual/in love way
"Do you have a Valentine?"

"No, but my friend Joe is my Friendentine"
by Shittydefiner February 4, 2017
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Friendemy

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

But does that mean that if I were to become an enemy of my enemies enemy, that my enemy would therefore become my friend?

Because, if my enemies enemy is my enemy, then going by the logic of the aforementioned saying, that would make my enemies enemy (my enemy) my friend.

Unless, if I become enemies with my enemies enemy, what if my enemy then becomes my frenemy, while my enemies friends (my enemies enemies' enemies) become my friends as a result?

But, wait... If my frenemies friends are my friends, (because my friends are the enemies of my enemies enemy) would that mean that my frenemy couldn't actually be considered an enemy? So, what could s/he be considered then?

And thus, the concept of "Friendemies" was born.
"Kevin is a filthy piece of filth, but I don't want to hurt his feelings by calling him a full-out frenemy. So instead, he can now be my friendemy!"

"Justin didn't like Kassandra, because she insulted his morton's toe. Slowly at first, they began to drift apart. After some time, Justin would only consider Kassandra his friendemy."

"After finding out she cheated on him, Caleb recommended they separate, and instead be friendemies."
by Not Timothy April 27, 2015
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Frienedict Arnold

A friend who you welcome and accept but will ultimately betray you.
Alex: Hey thanks for letting me stay at your place!
Nate: No problem
Alex: I used your loofa to wash my balls
Nate: You're a real Frienedict Arnold
by Slippin' pee hands April 20, 2018
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Best Frienemy

Someone who's your best friend but your enemy at the same time
or your best friend that you somehow hate at the same time
by Satanic Egg April 5, 2019
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Frientervention

(n.) Intervention for a friend that's being extremely emo.
Philip is sad he has to move soon, so we held a frientervention in order to cheer him up.
by Zimaras July 20, 2010
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frienemies

a blurred friendship; a friend and a rival or enemy.
My classmates made me look bad - they are being such frienemies to me today.
by Audrey V September 9, 2008
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