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run like a frenchman 

1) A slight insult, but overall, a compliment. Origionating from the French and their absolute nil military victories, it is said that by now they should be quite good at running the other way.

2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.
guy 1: Dude, Jimmy runs like a frenchman!
guy 2:...y'mean...really fast?
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Frenchman's cove 

The anus or the anal cavity.

Analogue to chocolate starfish, bunghole, asshole, cigar burn, etc.
I heard Joe got his frenchman's cove mangled by some inmates.

Dude...she let me put it in her frenchman's cove.

Bearded Mr. Frenchy 

An act of revenge due to an unsatisfactory oral sex act.

A man and woman are engaged in simultaneous oral sex (69 with woman on top) and the woman is extremely aroused, therefore, leaving her vaginal excretions all over the mouth and face of her male partner. Little does she know, her female hygiene does not meet the man's standards, so he sweetly says, "Come here so i can kiss you," then proceeds to give her deep french kisses while smothering her with the foul stench of her own pussy juice.

also happens to be a breakfast dish at an East Hollywood diner.
Mike: How'd it go with that chick last night? Dude, she's smokin' hot.

Raymond: It was okay. She was suckin', i was lickin'... um. She's hot and all, but....

Mike: Aw, don't tell me... She stinks?

Raymond: Yeah. But its all good. I gave her the "Bearded Mr. Frenchy."

Mike: Awesome! Me next!

Raymond: No thank you.

frenchman 

frinch'-man: A male human from/residing in France.
Look at that guy who lives in and/or came from France! He is such a Frenchman!

Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman! 

A lyric in guns in ships from hamilton

LAFAYETTE
"How does a rag-tag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!"

Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger

A French Gay Jewish Nigger. Slang for the bottom of the barrel racial slur magnet.
That fucktard, you know, the Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger just stole my Slim Jim.
In Quebec 'Frenchy' is a nickname only given to people of a high stature. In England the queen would bestow this nickname to only the hottest and flyest of knights that whom she would want to bone. Frenchy's are always well trained in fighting and specifically mui tie kickboxing and mixed martial arts. If anyone you want in your corner its a Frenchy! Frenchy's are kickass people that are always smiling and down for whatever! They are bouty bouty. They generally will reside near an Abby as they are drawn to other wicked kick ass people. They love to roll in a crew sometimes hopping from parking lot to parking lot with 12 car loads or more.

If a big oaf named suck-a-dick comes up to you at a party you just look to your right and point to Frenchy and he'll be on the guy making him fall to his knees begging to rattle your zipper.

When a Frenchy does push ups the earth moves away from him. A Frenchy is so strong often Chuck Norris will lift the Frenchy's balls during a washroom break just to allow the Frenchy to wipe better and to show respect.

I heard a rumor once that the A-Team actually hired a Frenchy to do most of their missions. The atomic bomb was designed to take down Frenchy's but unfortunately failed. If you dont have a Frenchy in yer corner you better go get one. I love my Frenchy
Dad: Once I knew a Frenchy and he was bitten by a cobra...

Little Boy: What happened then?
Dad: After five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died

Dad: A knew a Frenchy once that kicked a horse in the chin.

Little boy: Wow...
Dad: YEAH! Its descendants today are known as giraffes
Little boy: Holy shit Dad that's freakin crazy