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two by four

A skinny woman who was no breasts or ass.
Your girlfriend is like a two by four, skinny and flat on both sides.
by bfb August 23, 2012
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Clue by four

In most geek communities, being hit by a clue-by-four is generally a sign that the hitter (person doing the hitting) believes the hittee (person being hit) to be an inferior form of life and therefore in need of a good whalloping.

In the past the idea behind the clue-by-four was that you were beating some sense into the hittee. Unfortunately it was later discovered that being hit on the head with a large wooden plank with "CLUE" written on it actually caused a loss of brain cells in the hittee. When you consider that the original intention of the hitter was to provide the hittee with some in the first place, this then put the hittee in a deficit of brain cells. Life, the universe, and everything being what it is, likes to be in a state of balance. So in order to solve the problem of the brain-cell deficit, the hittee would proceed to ask ever increasingly stupid questions causing the original hitter to smack his or her head against a wall, therefore restoring the balance.

For the purpose of beating sense into people, the clue-by-four was replaced by a large foam clue bat which has much the same result as the clue-by-four except does not kill what few brain cells the hittee may or may not already possess. Though the tool of choice now is the foam clue bat, the clue-by-four is still in regular use. It was renamed to the "Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool" which was then shortened to LART.

The key difference between the two tools, though they have the same origins, is what implications of being hit by one might have to your standing in the community that you are a part of.

To be hit with a large foam clue bat signifies that the hitter believes you are being immensely stupid and need correcting in a way that you will never forget, for your own good. Being LARTed is somewhat more common despite it's neurological implications and the fact that it is generally more serious. To be LARTed means that the hitter believes you have done or said something mind-bubblingly stupid and must be punished for your crime. You are not expected to gain anything from the experience as no friendly "constructive criticism" or advice will be given with the LARTing.

It has been theorized is that being hit by a clue-by-four only dislodges the slower, denser brain cells allowing the faster, smarter brian cells more chance of forming rational thought. The tests, however, have been inconcluive; showing positive results in only 42% of subjects.
by kodiac1 July 5, 2006
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fatty fatty two by four

Fatty Fatty two by four, is a rhyme that you may use to insult someone or share with your friends in a group circle.
Fatty Fatty two by four fatty couldn't get through the bathroom door, so he shit on the floor, wiped it up and did some more.
by Kapten the Skull Faced G-Shep November 1, 2013
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Canadian Two By Four

Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.

Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.
This section is supported by Canadian Two by Fours, so it's not going anywhere.
by Scarab November 29, 2004
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Bloody two by four

The act of sticking two penis' in the anal region at the same time.
Me and my buddy gave this lady a bloody two by four.
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Roy by Four

A 2x4 that’s been used and so wore out and warped and been nailed more times than a hooker on a Friday night.
That’s girl is a damn Roy by four
by BalebtheG October 12, 2020
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Four by two

A mischievous act that is only completed once all members of a four memeber party succesfully perform upper deckers in four toilets of a household. Derived from the slang for shitting, "taking a number two."
Fredrick, Garth, & Juan knew they had completed a Four by two when they saw Keith come from the bathroom with a satisfied smile on his face.
by gabba gub November 17, 2009
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