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fornication

consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other
by holly August 26, 2003
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fornicate

1. To have sexual intercourse outside of marriage. Used in biblical times.

2. A less obscene way to say "fuck." Used often by Iron Mike Tyson.
1. Thou shalt not fornicate.

2. I never dreamed of fornicating with as many beautiful women as I did.

I want to talk nice to you and talk about fornicating with you and letting you suck my dick...

I may like fornicating more than other people. It's just who I am. I sacrificed so much of my life. Can I at least get laid? You know what I mean? I've been robbed of most of my money. Can I at least get a blowjob?

I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore. Unless you wanna, you know.
by Situation Hot July 6, 2017
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fornication vacation

A trip where the sole purpose is to get laid. See Spring Break, Mardi Gras.
After a stressful break-up with my girlfriend, it was time to take a fornication vacation.
by toast455 July 28, 2005
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fornicationship

(n) A relationship based purely on the physical aspects, with no romantic involvement that occurs after hooking up with the same person for a minimum of two to three times.
Jane: "I hooked up with John last night"
Alice: "That's the fourth time in the past two week! You're totally in a fornicationship"

Ryan: "Dude the whole relationship thing is bogus. All you need in life is a good fornicationship with some chick"
Freddie: "Now that would be ideal"
by sugurfreshrose August 8, 2012
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fornicate my existence

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"
-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence
by Don L December 9, 2008
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Fornicatorium

A residence or establishment designed for and dedicated to the art of copulation.
Must have's include mirrored ceilings, a bed similar in size to the landing deck of the Ark Royal and a professional Jizz mopper on 24hr stand-by
with a queue at his door, the young dandy was the talk of the town, a line of trim young things stretching around the corner, all wanting to sample the delights to be had in his newly built fornicatorium
by nicklouse10 March 26, 2009
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Fornicate This Excrement

A SFW and undeniably humourous was of saying Fuck This Shit.
Boss: Get on with your work!

Alan: Fornicate this excrement.
by Teatard January 28, 2009
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